Many Moons...

It has been many moons since I have posted anything here. My recovery from the leap off the balcony took its toll on my social life and my bruised and scraped paws could not type for a while...oh, the pain!

Since we last typed, Portia & I have been doing quite well. Mom is gone quite a bit these days as she works and works, and has been dating again. It's been an interesting few months here. Here's the numbers breakdown:

9 empty wine bottles
1 full bag of trash currently waiting to be taken out
5 bags of stuff to GoodWill taken over the summer
16-hour sleep-a-thon (just once)
4 new BCBG articles of clothing
1 new Yoga outfit
0 Yoga sessions
1 cancelled gym membership
65 dollar rent increase
1 wedding
1 new stalker
5 magazine subscriptions
21 days of take-out
24 hours of retail therapy
3 pairs of new brown shoes

And there you have it, among countless other things, a brief numbers list of what's been going on around here.

Mom is pretty happy, content and all. We are pretty happy too, but would like new litter boxes and have them cleaned every day instead of...well, weekly. As usual, this place is quite a mess and we enjoy sleeping and playing in a few empty boxes that are lying about.

The fridge is next to bare. It holds: flour, Bisquick, water, one ginger ale, butter, tortillas, cheese and select condiments such as ketchup.

We hope that mom will clean this all up and soon, too. We are also anxiously awaiting a new abode, wherever it might be. We want something lighter, brighter, bigger and owned by mom. Oh, more storage space and a washer/dryer are also a must.

MEOW-ies for now!